“You did not seriously think that a hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron. There are none who can.”
-Saruman, “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring”
“Empty? There was nothing in there but those monsters? What is the meaning of this? Well, I know the force I’m after is somewhere out there. I’m in no hurry. I can take my time searching for it. Heh heh heh…”
-Vaati, “The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap”
“I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.”
-HAL 9000, “2001: A Space Odyssey”
Iago: I can’t take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers… Bam! Whack!
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: And then I’d grab him around the head. Whack, whack!
Jafar: Soon *I* will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.
Iago: And then *I* stuff the crackers down *his* throat. Ha-ha…
“Listen well, all of you! The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty; beloved by all who know her. But, before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday: she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die!”
-Maleficent, “Sleeping Beauty