Villain Quote of the Day

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"Alright, a quick cup of coffee, THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB!"

-Yzma, “The Emperor’s New Groove”

"Alright, a quick cup of coffee, THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB!"

-Yzma, “The Emperor’s New Groove”

"Where were you when the Dark Lord fell?”
-Bellatrix Lestrange, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J.K. Rowling

"Where were you when the Dark Lord fell?

-Bellatrix Lestrange, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J.K. Rowling

“Miss Teschmacher, when I was six years old my father said to me… Ha ha. Before that. He said, ‘Son, stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse. People are no damn good, but they will always need land and they’ll pay through the nose to get it! Remember,’ my father said…”
-Lex Luthor, “Superman” (1778)

Miss Teschmacher, when I was six years old my father said to me… Ha ha. Before that. He said, ‘Son, stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse. People are no damn good, but they will always need land and they’ll pay through the nose to get it! Remember,’ my father said…”

-Lex Luthor, “Superman” (1778)

"First he takes my career, then my life, now my girl. The balls on that fuchsia fuck! I’m gonna tear him apart, piece by piece!"

-Rainbow Randolph, “Death to Smoochy”

"What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow
Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man,
You cannot say, or guess, for you know only
A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,
And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,
And the dry stone no sound of water. Only
There is shadow under this red rock,
(Come in under the shadow of this red rock),
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.”
-Katharine Marlowe, “Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception”PS - Marlowe is quoting from The Burial of the Dead section of T. S. Eliot’s The Waste Land.PSS - I normally wouldn’t do this, but you can’t tell me the character doesn’t resemble Helen Mirren!

"What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow

Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man,

You cannot say, or guess, for you know only

A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,

And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,

And the dry stone no sound of water. Only

There is shadow under this red rock,

(Come in under the shadow of this red rock),

And I will show you something different from either

Your shadow at morning striding behind you

Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;

I will show you fear in a handful of dust.”

-Katharine Marlowe, “Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception”

PS - Marlowe is quoting from The Burial of the Dead section of T. S. Eliot’s The Waste Land.

PSS - I normally wouldn’t do this, but you can’t tell me the character doesn’t resemble Helen Mirren!

(Source: comicbookmovie.com)

O nothingness, O darkness, guide me to the resurrection of the Death Phantom, almighty god of the universe”

-Wiseman, “Sailor Moon R”

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"What an excellent day for an exorcism.”
The Demon, “The Exorcist”

Greatest Hits!

villainquoteoftheday:

"What an excellent day for an exorcism.”

The Demon, “The Exorcist”

Greatest Hits!

"We all share the same views of this world’s pitiful denizens. Their lives are no longer of the slightest value."
— Shadar, “Ni No Kuni: The Wrath of the White Witch”

"We all share the same views of this world’s pitiful denizens. Their lives are no longer of the slightest value."

— Shadar, “Ni No Kuni: The Wrath of the White Witch”

"You see these babies? These are my best fuckin’ friends and they never let me down. You try to take them away from me, I’ll eat ya alive!"

-Violet Weston, “August: Osage County”

(Source: ingridsbergman, via ordinarysunshine)

"Read the fine print."
-Asmodeus, Dungeons and Dragons

"Read the fine print."

-Asmodeus, Dungeons and Dragons

"The American people are worth fighting for. The future must be secured. I won’t let you stand in the way of that."
-Colonel Augustus Autumn, “Fallout 3”

"The American people are worth fighting for. The future must be secured. I won’t let you stand in the way of that."

-Colonel Augustus Autumn, “Fallout 3”

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