"…There is a certain people scattered abroad and dispersed among the people in all the provinces of thy kingdom; and their laws are diverse from all people; neither keep they the king’s laws: therefore it is not for the king’s profit to suffer them. If it please the king, let it be written that they may be destroyed: and I will pay ten thousand talents of silver to the hands of those that have the charge of the business, to bring it into the king’s treasuries.”
-Haman, Esther 3:8-9 (KJV)
"Oh my God, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it?"
-Regina George, “Mean Girls”
“Who dares wake Quozmir, Udrogothian god of overused punctuation!? Whoever it is, he shall pay… um, or she.”
-Quozmir, “Dave the Barbarian”
Zorak: My favorite episode of The Golden Girls is the one where they all took contaminated Geritol and died.
Space Ghost: That was never an episode!
Zorak: Well, it should have been
-“Space Ghost Coast to Coast”
“There you are, Thief in the Shadows!”
-Smaug, “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug”
Budd: I just caught me a cowgirl that ain’t never been caught.
Elle Driver: Did you kill her?
Budd: Well, not yet I ain’t. I shot her full of rock salt. She’s so gentle right now, I could perform her coup-de-grace with a rock. Anyhoo, guess what I’m holding in my hand right now.
Elle Driver: What?
Budd: A brand spankin’ new Hattori Hanzo sword. And I’m here to tell you, Elle… that’s what I call sharp.
Elle Driver: How much?
Budd: Well, that’s hard to say, being that it’s priceless and all.
Elle Driver: What’s the terms?
Budd: Get your bony ass down here in the morning, with a million dollars in folding cash, and I’ll give you the greatest sword ever made by man. How do you like the sound of that?
Elle Driver: Sounds like we got a deal. One condition.
Elle Driver: She must suffer to her last breath.
Budd: Well, that little darlin’, I can pretty much damn well guarantee.
Elle Driver: Then I’ll see you in the morning… millionaire.
-“Kill Bill: Vol. 2”
"Miniature mayhem! Now that’s my favorite sandwich!"
-The Warden, “Superjail!”
"I just want to slap his hideous, beautiful face!"
-Louise, “Bob’s Burgers”