Villain Quote of the Day

You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
"Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can’t feel the next…
[Batman punches the Joker’s hand. The Joker pauses for a moment waiting for it to hurt]
See?”

-The Joker, “The Dark Knight”

"Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can’t feel the next…

[Batman punches the Joker’s hand. The Joker pauses for a moment waiting for it to hurt]

See?”

-The Joker, “The Dark Knight”

A Villain Quote from Me:
Me: Slave in the magic mirror, come from the farthest space, through wind and darkness I summon thee. Speak! Let me see thy face. [plagiarism, I know]
Magic Mirror: What wouldst thou know, thou Lord of Darkness?
Me: Magic Mirror gif on my tumblr, HELP ME WRITE MY FINAL PAPERS!
-genuine quote from the proprietor of this tumblr.  

A Villain Quote from Me:

Me: Slave in the magic mirror, come from the farthest space, through wind and darkness I summon thee. Speak! Let me see thy face. [plagiarism, I know]

Magic Mirror: What wouldst thou know, thou Lord of Darkness?

Me: Magic Mirror gif on my tumblr, HELP ME WRITE MY FINAL PAPERS!

-genuine quote from the proprietor of this tumblr.  

"It’s survival of the fittest, Max, and we’ve got the fucking gun!"
-Marcy Dawson, “Pi”

"It’s survival of the fittest, Max, and we’ve got the fucking gun!"

-Marcy Dawson, “Pi”

“As the great Lewis Carrol himself once said, ‘One, two, one, two, through and through. And then the rope went snicker-snack. He left it dead and with its head, he went galumping back!’”
-The Mad Hatter, “Batman the Animated Series” 

As the great Lewis Carrol himself once said, ‘One, two, one, two, through and through. And then the rope went snicker-snack. He left it dead and with its head, he went galumping back!’”

-The Mad Hatter, “Batman the Animated Series” 

"I was the first angel, loved once above all others…[singing] But like all true love… one day it withered on the vine…”
-Lucifer, “The Prophecy”

"I was the first angel, loved once above all others…[singing] But like all true love… one day it withered on the vine…”

-Lucifer, “The Prophecy”

Loki: Last four days on Earth? Hm! If I had a dick, I’d go get laid. We can do the next best thing.
Bartleby: What’s that?
Loki: Well, let’s kill people.
[woman standing between them chokes on her coffee]
Loki: [chuckling, to woman, as the elevator doors close] Oh, not you.

-“Dogma”

Loki: Last four days on Earth? Hm! If I had a dick, I’d go get laid. We can do the next best thing.

Bartleby: What’s that?

Loki: Well, let’s kill people.

[woman standing between them chokes on her coffee]

Loki: [chuckling, to woman, as the elevator doors close] Oh, not you.

-“Dogma”

Hades: Brothers. Titans. Look at you in your squalid prison. Who put you down there?

Titans: Zeus.

Hades: And now that I set you free, what is the first thing you are going to do?

Titans: Destroy him.

Hades: Good answer.

-“Hercules”

Dr. No: I’m a member of SPECTRE
James Bond: SPECTRE?
Dr. No: SPECTRE. Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power headed by the greatest brains in the world.
-“Dr. No”

Dr. No: I’m a member of SPECTRE

James Bond: SPECTRE?

Dr. No: SPECTRE. Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power headed by the greatest brains in the world.

-“Dr. No”

"The number of spells involving baby parts would surprise you."
-Regina, “Once Upon a Time”

"The number of spells involving baby parts would surprise you."

-Regina, “Once Upon a Time”

“Unfortunately for you, as long as my master survives, I will rise from the dead…”
-Death, “Castlevania: Lament of Innocence” 
PS - Happy Easter :p

Unfortunately for you, as long as my master survives, I will rise from the dead…”

-Death, “Castlevania: Lament of Innocence” 

PS - Happy Easter :p

Dracula’s greatest hits:

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!" 

Come to me, child; I haven’t danced in ages.”

For what profit is it to a man, if he gains the world, and loses his own soul? Matthew 16:26, I believe?”

"The powerful always judge the weak. The humans made their judgment of me, as well. Thus I sentenced them to extinction. Sympathy is merely a form of weakness."

If limited life is God’s decree, then I shall defy it. And within that eternity, I shall curse Him forevermore…”

-“Castlevania” series

“It’s a bug-eat-bug world out there, princess. One of those Circle of Life kind of things. Now let me tell you how things are supposed to work: The sun grows the food, the ants pick the food, the grasshoppers eat the food…”
-Hopper, “A Bug’s Life”

It’s a bug-eat-bug world out there, princess. One of those Circle of Life kind of things. Now let me tell you how things are supposed to work: The sun grows the food, the ants pick the food, the grasshoppers eat the food…”

-Hopper, “A Bug’s Life”

"…There is a certain people scattered abroad and dispersed among the people in all the provinces of thy kingdom; and their laws are diverse from all people; neither keep they the king’s laws: therefore it is not for the king’s profit to suffer them. If it please the king, let it be written that they may be destroyed: and I will pay ten thousand talents of silver to the hands of those that have the charge of the business, to bring it into the king’s treasuries.”
-Haman, Esther 3:8-9 (KJV)

"…There is a certain people scattered abroad and dispersed among the people in all the provinces of thy kingdom; and their laws are diverse from all people; neither keep they the king’s laws: therefore it is not for the king’s profit to suffer them. If it please the king, let it be written that they may be destroyed: and I will pay ten thousand talents of silver to the hands of those that have the charge of the business, to bring it into the king’s treasuries.”

-Haman, Esther 3:8-9 (KJV)

"In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life."

"Sauron needs only this ring to cover all the lands in a second darkness."

"…the Ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found.”

PS - Guess who found his long-lost high school ring?  I didn’t see the need to have an overly expensive ring, so I went with the cheapest metal.  The only thing that cost a little extra was getting the onyx cut.  It was the cheapest ring of my graduating class, and—a truth universally acknowledged among my friends and peers—it was the most beautiful.  Also, not to brag, but this cheap ring was on my hand when I gave my salutatorian speech.  

"That’s it.  Fatten up on pizza.  Good luck running when they come with the dogs and chase you into the hell."
-Grandma Ida, “Malcolm in the Middle”
PS - spoken to Dewey when he was REALLY innocent.  While the statement is evil, proper contextualization reveals how truly sinister this quote is.

"That’s it.  Fatten up on pizza.  Good luck running when they come with the dogs and chase you into the hell."

-Grandma Ida, “Malcolm in the Middle”

PS - spoken to Dewey when he was REALLY innocent.  While the statement is evil, proper contextualization reveals how truly sinister this quote is.