Villain Quote of the Day

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“Would that all the misbegotten spawn of my wayward daughter had but one heart I might plunge this through, so that they all might enjoy the gift of my pitiless ire.”
-Mephisto, “Diablo III”

Would that all the misbegotten spawn of my wayward daughter had but one heart I might plunge this through, so that they all might enjoy the gift of my pitiless ire.”

-Mephisto, “Diablo III”

“Enough of your idle speculation, Mephisto! I breached the fortress and saw it firsthand. The Worldstone is gone! The angels I killed knew nothing about it. But since you are so perceptive, maybe you remember who else has been missing: Lilith. We must find her, rip her limb from limb, take the Worldstone back!”
-Baal, “Diablo III” (The Discovery of Sanctuary)

Enough of your idle speculation, Mephisto! I breached the fortress and saw it firsthand. The Worldstone is gone! The angels I killed knew nothing about it. But since you are so perceptive, maybe you remember who else has been missing: Lilith. We must find her, rip her limb from limb, take the Worldstone back!”

-Baal, “Diablo III” (The Discovery of Sanctuary)

"Ooh, I can’t wait until Mario gets here! He’s gonna get beaten so bad! He’ll probably start crying! Then King Bowser and I will laugh and laugh!”
-Kammy Koopa, “Paper Mario”

"Ooh, I can’t wait until Mario gets here! He’s gonna get beaten so bad! He’ll probably start crying! Then King Bowser and I will laugh and laugh!”

-Kammy Koopa, “Paper Mario”

"How dare you question! How dare you deny yourselves victory! Long have the Primes lorded over us. Long have they thought themselves our betters. Diablo…Diablo will fall, as will the rest. Do not be swayed or led to fear by him. Do not, for each of you will reign. Each of you will share the power we will earn."
-Belial, “Diablo III”

"How dare you question! How dare you deny yourselves victory! Long have the Primes lorded over us. Long have they thought themselves our betters. Diablo…Diablo will fall, as will the rest. Do not be swayed or led to fear by him. Do not, for each of you will reign. Each of you will share the power we will earn."

-Belial, “Diablo III”

“Your banishment, the threat of a new war… it was too much for him to bear. You mustn’t blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn’t listen. It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.”
-Loki, “Thor”

Your banishment, the threat of a new war… it was too much for him to bear. You mustn’t blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn’t listen. It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.”

-Loki, “Thor”

"But I am more than I once was. The Seven Evils are one within me. I am the Prime Evil!"
-Diablo, “Diablo III”

"But I am more than I once was. The Seven Evils are one within me. I am the Prime Evil!"

-Diablo, “Diablo III”

“Ensure my brother does not return. Destroy everything.”
-Loki, “Thor”

Ensure my brother does not return. Destroy everything.”

-Loki, “Thor”

“You’re a poor blend of impulses and impurities.”
-Jeanine Matthews, “Divergent”

You’re a poor blend of impulses and impurities.

-Jeanine Matthews, “Divergent”

“At least now we know you hit girls!”
-Livewire, “Superman TAS”

At least now we know you hit girls!”

-Livewire, “Superman TAS”

"You guys look like you’re the stars of a cop show, called Hawaiian Dads!"
-Mercedes, “22 Jump Street”

"You guys look like you’re the stars of a cop show, called Hawaiian Dads!"

-Mercedes, “22 Jump Street”

"We all make choices.  But, in the end, our choices make us."
-Andrew Ryan, “Bioshock”

"We all make choices.  But, in the end, our choices make us."

-Andrew Ryan, “Bioshock”

“Did you know that after the heart stops beating, the brain can function for well over seven minutes?  We got six more minutes to play.”
-Freddy Krueger, “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (2010)

Did you know that after the heart stops beating, the brain can function for well over seven minutes?  We got six more minutes to play.”

-Freddy Krueger, “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (2010)

"Most men think they’re God, this one just happens to be right."
-The Devil, “Bedazzled” (2000)

"Most men think they’re God, this one just happens to be right."

-The Devil, “Bedazzled” (2000)