Villain Quote of the Day

You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
“You did not seriously think that a hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron.  There are none who can.”
-Saruman, “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring”

“You did not seriously think that a hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron.  There are none who can.”

-Saruman, “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring”

“Empty? There was nothing in there but those monsters? What is the meaning of this? Well, I know the force I’m after is somewhere out there. I’m in no hurry. I can take my time searching for it. Heh heh heh…”
-Vaati, “The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap”

Empty? There was nothing in there but those monsters? What is the meaning of this? Well, I know the force I’m after is somewhere out there. I’m in no hurry. I can take my time searching for it. Heh heh heh…”

-Vaati, “The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap”

“Let the power of the sun, the wind, and sea gather together and come to me.”
-Madame Woe, “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers”

“Let the power of the sun, the wind, and sea gather together and come to me.”

-Madame Woe, “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers”

Hannibal Lecter: He’s had a mild seizure.
Abel Gideon: That doesn’t seem to bother you.
Hannibal Lecter: I said it was mild.
-“Hannibal”

Hannibal Lecter: He’s had a mild seizure.

Abel Gideon: That doesn’t seem to bother you.

Hannibal Lecter: I said it was mild.

-“Hannibal”

“There’s a difference between those that feel safest in the light, and those that feel safest in the dark. Which are you, Torque?”
-Hermes, The Suffering

“There’s a difference between those that feel safest in the light, and those that feel safest in the dark. Which are you, Torque?”

-Hermes, The Suffering

“I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.”
-HAL 9000, “2001: A Space Odyssey”

“I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.”

-HAL 9000, “2001: A Space Odyssey”

Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough!  He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader: No, I am your father!
-“The Empire Strikes Back
PS - Happy Father’s Day

Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough!  He told me you killed him.

Darth Vader: No, I am your father!

-“The Empire Strikes Back

PS - Happy Father’s Day

“You’re our hero: our big, stupid hero!”
-Anti-Cosmo, “The Fairly Odd Parents”

“You’re our hero: our big, stupid hero!”

-Anti-Cosmo, “The Fairly Odd Parents”

Iago: I can’t take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers… Bam! Whack!
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: And then I’d grab him around the head. Whack, whack!
Jafar: Soon *I* will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.
Iago: And then *I* stuff the crackers down *his* throat. Ha-ha…

Iago: I can’t take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers… Bam! Whack!

Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.

Iago: And then I’d grab him around the head. Whack, whack!

Jafar: Soon *I* will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.

Iago: And then *I* stuff the crackers down *his* throat. Ha-ha…

two45dollaa:

Here are some of my childhood fears which I found terrifying!

From top - Vigo The Carpathian, Sharptooth (TLBT), Wicked Witch of the West and her evil Flying Monkeys, Skinned Zombie Dog from Resident Evil & Gmork the Werewolf from Neverending Story

Greatest Hits:
“Listen well, all of you! The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty; beloved by all who know her.  But, before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday: she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die!”
-Maleficent, “Sleeping Beauty

Greatest Hits:

“Listen well, all of you! The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty; beloved by all who know her.  But, before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday: she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die!”

-Maleficent, “Sleeping Beauty

sgtfailure:

Miranda Richardson as Queen Mab, Merlin 1998