Villain Quote of the Day

You sly dog! You got me monologuing!

Dracula’s greatest hits:

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!" 

Come to me, child; I haven’t danced in ages.”

For what profit is it to a man, if he gains the world, and loses his own soul? Matthew 16:26, I believe?”

"The powerful always judge the weak. The humans made their judgment of me, as well. Thus I sentenced them to extinction. Sympathy is merely a form of weakness."

If limited life is God’s decree, then I shall defy it. And within that eternity, I shall curse Him forevermore…”

-“Castlevania” series

“It’s a bug-eat-bug world out there, princess. One of those Circle of Life kind of things. Now let me tell you how things are supposed to work: The sun grows the food, the ants pick the food, the grasshoppers eat the food…”
-Hopper, “A Bug’s Life”

It’s a bug-eat-bug world out there, princess. One of those Circle of Life kind of things. Now let me tell you how things are supposed to work: The sun grows the food, the ants pick the food, the grasshoppers eat the food…”

-Hopper, “A Bug’s Life”

"…There is a certain people scattered abroad and dispersed among the people in all the provinces of thy kingdom; and their laws are diverse from all people; neither keep they the king’s laws: therefore it is not for the king’s profit to suffer them. If it please the king, let it be written that they may be destroyed: and I will pay ten thousand talents of silver to the hands of those that have the charge of the business, to bring it into the king’s treasuries.”
-Haman, Esther 3:8-9 (KJV)

"…There is a certain people scattered abroad and dispersed among the people in all the provinces of thy kingdom; and their laws are diverse from all people; neither keep they the king’s laws: therefore it is not for the king’s profit to suffer them. If it please the king, let it be written that they may be destroyed: and I will pay ten thousand talents of silver to the hands of those that have the charge of the business, to bring it into the king’s treasuries.”

-Haman, Esther 3:8-9 (KJV)

"In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life."

"Sauron needs only this ring to cover all the lands in a second darkness."

"…the Ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found.”

PS - Guess who found his long-lost high school ring?  I didn’t see the need to have an overly expensive ring, so I went with the cheapest metal.  The only thing that cost a little extra was getting the onyx cut.  It was the cheapest ring of my graduating class, and—a truth universally acknowledged among my friends and peers—it was the most beautiful.  Also, not to brag, but this cheap ring was on my hand when I gave my salutatorian speech.  

"That’s it.  Fatten up on pizza.  Good luck running when they come with the dogs and chase you into the hell."
-Grandma Ida, “Malcolm in the Middle”
PS - spoken to Dewey when he was REALLY innocent.  While the statement is evil, proper contextualization reveals how truly sinister this quote is.

"That’s it.  Fatten up on pizza.  Good luck running when they come with the dogs and chase you into the hell."

-Grandma Ida, “Malcolm in the Middle”

PS - spoken to Dewey when he was REALLY innocent.  While the statement is evil, proper contextualization reveals how truly sinister this quote is.

"Oh my God, I love your bracelet.  Where did you get it?"
-Regina George, “Mean Girls”

"Oh my God, I love your bracelet.  Where did you get it?"

-Regina George, “Mean Girls”

“Who dares wake Quozmir, Udrogothian god of overused punctuation!? Whoever it is, he shall pay… um, or she.”
-Quozmir, “Dave the Barbarian”

Who dares wake Quozmir, Udrogothian god of overused punctuation!? Whoever it is, he shall pay… um, or she.”

-Quozmir, “Dave the Barbarian”

Zorak: My favorite episode of The Golden Girls is the one where they all took contaminated Geritol and died.
Space Ghost: That was never an episode!
Zorak: Well, it should have been

-“Space Ghost Coast to Coast”

Zorak: My favorite episode of The Golden Girls is the one where they all took contaminated Geritol and died.

Space Ghost: That was never an episode!

Zorak: Well, it should have been

-“Space Ghost Coast to Coast”

“There you are, Thief in the Shadows!”
-Smaug, “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug”

There you are, Thief in the Shadows!”

-Smaug, “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug”

(Source: prince-under-the-mountain)

Budd: I just caught me a cowgirl that ain’t never been caught.
Elle Driver: Did you kill her?
Budd: Well, not yet I ain’t. I shot her full of rock salt. She’s so gentle right now, I could perform her coup-de-grace with a rock. Anyhoo, guess what I’m holding in my hand right now.
Elle Driver: What?
Budd: A brand spankin’ new Hattori Hanzo sword. And I’m here to tell you, Elle… that’s what I call sharp.
Elle Driver: How much?
Budd: Well, that’s hard to say, being that it’s priceless and all.
Elle Driver: What’s the terms?
Budd: Get your bony ass down here in the morning, with a million dollars in folding cash, and I’ll give you the greatest sword ever made by man. How do you like the sound of that?
Elle Driver: Sounds like we got a deal. One condition.
Budd: What?
Elle Driver: She must suffer to her last breath.
Budd: Well, that little darlin’, I can pretty much damn well guarantee.
Elle Driver: Then I’ll see you in the morning… millionaire.

-“Kill Bill: Vol. 2”

Budd: I just caught me a cowgirl that ain’t never been caught.

Elle Driver: Did you kill her?

Budd: Well, not yet I ain’t. I shot her full of rock salt. She’s so gentle right now, I could perform her coup-de-grace with a rock. Anyhoo, guess what I’m holding in my hand right now.

Elle Driver: What?

Budd: A brand spankin’ new Hattori Hanzo sword. And I’m here to tell you, Elle… that’s what I call sharp.

Elle Driver: How much?

Budd: Well, that’s hard to say, being that it’s priceless and all.

Elle Driver: What’s the terms?

Budd: Get your bony ass down here in the morning, with a million dollars in folding cash, and I’ll give you the greatest sword ever made by man. How do you like the sound of that?

Elle Driver: Sounds like we got a deal. One condition.

Budd: What?

Elle Driver: She must suffer to her last breath.

Budd: Well, that little darlin’, I can pretty much damn well guarantee.

Elle Driver: Then I’ll see you in the morning… millionaire.

-“Kill Bill: Vol. 2”

“You just have to fight for yourself; no one’s going to save you. That’s just life, right?”
-Mitsuko, “Battle Royale”

You just have to fight for yourself; no one’s going to save you. That’s just life, right?”

-Mitsuko, “Battle Royale”

"Miniature mayhem! Now that’s my favorite sandwich!" 
-The Warden, “Superjail!”

"Miniature mayhem! Now that’s my favorite sandwich!" 

-The Warden, “Superjail!”

"I just want to slap his hideous, beautiful face!"
-Louise, “Bob’s Burgers”

"I just want to slap his hideous, beautiful face!"

-Louise, “Bob’s Burgers”

"Prepare yourselves.  My father’s work is done."
-Talia Al Ghul, “The Dark Knight Rises”

"Prepare yourselves.  My father’s work is done."

-Talia Al Ghul, “The Dark Knight Rises”