Marie: Well maybe you haven’t heard the news about civilization started in Africa. We’re more then just pins and dolls and seeing the future in chicken parts. You’ve been reading too many tourist guides.
Fiona: Speaking of tourist guides… no more spray. I have been to St. Louis No.1 and I have seen the tomb of Laveau. Seen the fat tourists from Little Rock to Hackensackdrawing crosses on the bricks, making wishes to the bones of Marie Laveau. Little do they know, all they have to do to get their wishes granted was come down here to the ninth ward and get their hair braided.
Marie: And what is your wish, witch?
Fiona: I want what you have. Whatever it is that has kept you young all these years.
Marie: [laughs] The hammer wants the nail’s magic. Oh, that is rich!
Fiona: Yeah, and you’re gonna give it to me. Because, I have something you want.
Marie: You could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and I’d still never give you nothing more then a headache.
-“American Horror Story Coven”