Villain Quote of the Day

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"I can assure you, it will be absolutely safe here in my collection."
-The Collector, “Thor: The Dark World”

"I can assure you, it will be absolutely safe here in my collection."

-The Collector, “Thor: The Dark World”

"Oh, and throw in a pint of cream cheese.  I don’t care how evil you are: You don’t show up with bagels without schmear."
-Veronica,”Better Off Ted”

"Oh, and throw in a pint of cream cheese.  I don’t care how evil you are: You don’t show up with bagels without schmear."

-Veronica,”Better Off Ted”

Mercenary? I prefer the term ‘adventure capitalist’.”

-Commander Lyle Tiberius Rourke, “Atlantis: The Lost Empire”

James Garner 1928-2014

“To those of you who do not know: we are joined tonight by Ms. Charity Burbage, who until recently taught at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry. Her speciality was Muggle Studies. It is Ms. Burbage’s belief that Muggles are not so different from us. She would, given her way, have us… mate with them.”
-Lord Voldemort, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I”

To those of you who do not know: we are joined tonight by Ms. Charity Burbage, who until recently taught at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry. Her speciality was Muggle Studies. It is Ms. Burbage’s belief that Muggles are not so different from us. She would, given her way, have us… mate with them.”

-Lord Voldemort, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I”

"Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout ‘Save us!’… and I’ll whisper ‘no.’"
-Rorschach, “Watchmen”

"Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout ‘Save us!’… and I’ll whisper ‘no.’"

-Rorschach, “Watchmen”

Joel: Yes?
Patrick: Can I help you?
Joel: What do you mean?
Patrick: Can I help you with something?
Joel: No.
Patrick: What are you doing here?
Joel: I’m not really sure what you’re asking.
Patrick: Oh, thanks…

-“Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”

Joel: Yes?

Patrick: Can I help you?

Joel: What do you mean?

Patrick: Can I help you with something?

Joel: No.

Patrick: What are you doing here?

Joel: I’m not really sure what you’re asking.

Patrick: Oh, thanks…

-“Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”

"I’m afraid you’re about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club."
-GLaDOS, “Portal”

"I’m afraid you’re about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club."

-GLaDOS, “Portal”

Sterling: You know, when I was little, I used to pretend you weren’t my mother.
Malory: Me too.
-“Archer”

Sterling: You know, when I was little, I used to pretend you weren’t my mother.

Malory: Me too.

-“Archer”

So passes a truly gifted artist.
Elaine Stritch 1925-2014

So passes a truly gifted artist.

Elaine Stritch 1925-2014

“Kids these days. They just don’t get scared like they used to.”
-Henry J. Waternoose III, “Monsters Inc.”

Kids these days. They just don’t get scared like they used to.”

-Henry J. Waternoose III, “Monsters Inc.”

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New Sex+: THE F-WORD

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"Very strong words for a dunpeal, but you seem to forget: our spirits are eternal."
-Carmilla, “Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust”

"Very strong words for a dunpeal, but you seem to forget: our spirits are eternal."

-Carmilla, “Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust”

"That is literally the stupidest thing that anyone has ever said in the history of mankind ever!"
-Tammy, “Bob’s Burgers”

"That is literally the stupidest thing that anyone has ever said in the history of mankind ever!"

-Tammy, “Bob’s Burgers”

"Good one, Father. You wanna hear mine? There was a priest, the dirty beast, whose name was Alexander.  His mighty dick was inches thick: he called it `salamander’."
-Sister Mary Eunice, “American Horror Story - Asylum”

"Good one, Father. You wanna hear mine? There was a priest, the dirty beast, whose name was Alexander.  His mighty dick was inches thick: he called it `salamander’."

-Sister Mary Eunice, “American Horror Story - Asylum”

"You’ll be my legacy.  Now I’ll be known for two things: introducing you to casual sex and writing the final episode of The Sopranos."
-Chloe, “Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23”

"You’ll be my legacy.  Now I’ll be known for two things: introducing you to casual sex and writing the final episode of The Sopranos."

-Chloe, “Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23”