Villain Quote of the Day

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"Don’t you know?  Cheaters never win."
-Peter Pan, “Once Upon a Time”

"Don’t you know?  Cheaters never win."

-Peter Pan, “Once Upon a Time”

"Jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass."

-Mom, “Futurama”

"Jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass."

-Mom, “Futurama”

Darkseid: Still alive. You impress me, Kryptonian. More, your valor has touched my heart. Oh yes, there is still some small part of me that knows mercy. I will end your pain… with something special I’ve been saving for just this occasion.  I’m going to carve out your heart and put it on a pike in my throne room.
Lex Luthor: As much as I’d enjoy seeing that, first you’ve got some business with me. Sorry it took me so long - I had to go get my “power suit”.
Darkseid: You dare challenge me? Insanity!
Lex Luthor: Oh, I’m not here to challenge you, Darkseid. Quite the contrary. I’ve got something you want. The only thing you want.
Darkseid: The Anti-Life Equation!
-“Justice League Unlimited”

Darkseid: Still alive. You impress me, Kryptonian. More, your valor has touched my heart. Oh yes, there is still some small part of me that knows mercy. I will end your pain… with something special I’ve been saving for just this occasion I’m going to carve out your heart and put it on a pike in my throne room.

Lex Luthor: As much as I’d enjoy seeing that, first you’ve got some business with me. Sorry it took me so long - I had to go get my “power suit”.

Darkseid: You dare challenge me? Insanity!

Lex Luthor: Oh, I’m not here to challenge you, Darkseid. Quite the contrary. I’ve got something you want. The only thing you want.

Darkseid: The Anti-Life Equation!

-“Justice League Unlimited”

"Just think of it as you’re being let go, that your life’s going in a different direction, that your body’s part of a permanent outplacement."

-Yzma, “The Emperor’s New Groove”

"Just think of it as you’re being let go, that your life’s going in a different direction, that your body’s part of a permanent outplacement."

-Yzma, “The Emperor’s New Groove”

"I want your powers…to turn the ways of the world upside down."
-Isaac Westcott, Date A Live by Kōshi Tachibana

"I want your powers…to turn the ways of the world upside down."

-Isaac Westcott, Date A Live by Kōshi Tachibana

"Is there something you’d like to do now that my back isn’t turned?"

-Daemon, “Digimon”

"Is there something you’d like to do now that my back isn’t turned?"

-Daemon, “Digimon”

"And since Sarah’s blood runs in the veins, I guess that makes me a warlock!"
-Ben Ravencroft, “Scooby Doo and the Witch’s Ghost”

"And since Sarah’s blood runs in the veins, I guess that makes me a warlock!"

-Ben Ravencroft, “Scooby Doo and the Witch’s Ghost”

"Remember this day, little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth, the night will last forever!.”
-Nightmare Moon, “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic”

"Remember this day, little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth, the night will last forever!.”

-Nightmare Moon, “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic”

"I mean, you can’t say I don’t know how to put on a show, right?"
-Gideon, “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World”

"I mean, you can’t say I don’t know how to put on a show, right?"

-Gideon, “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World”

"It’s unbelievable that you defeated my alter ego, Agahnim the Dark Wizard, twice!"

-Ganon, “A Link to the Past”

"It’s unbelievable that you defeated my alter ego, Agahnim the Dark Wizard, twice!"

-Ganon, “A Link to the Past”

"I can’t believe you would assault a defenseless pussycat!"

-Klarion, “Young Justice”

"I can’t believe you would assault a defenseless pussycat!"

-Klarion, “Young Justice”

“But for some reason when I meet boys, they act like I’m going to do something horrible to them”
-Azula, “Avatar: The Last Airbender”

But for some reason when I meet boys, they act like I’m going to do something horrible to them”

-Azula, “Avatar: The Last Airbender”

"Fight your own battles, lazy ass!"
-Roxy Richter, “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World”

"Fight your own battles, lazy ass!"

-Roxy Richter, “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World”

"If only I could see the death of the world."
-Beyond Birthday, Death Note: Another Note by Nisioisin

"If only I could see the death of the world."

-Beyond Birthday, Death Note: Another Note by Nisioisin

"I wonder what I have to do to make you despair."

-Isaac Westcott, Date A Live by Kōshi Tachibana